Hi there!
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| Trouble |
When brother slept through the night at seven months,
mom celebrated victory!
But now? Waking up at 4:45
is just fine and dandy for me!
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| Peanut butter face |
Mom thinks pilates and yoga are fun,
yup, she finds them fine and dandy.
But all I see is a mommy jungle gym,
where my climbing skills come in quite handy!
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| Why aren't you picking me up?! |
You might like gum in your mouth
or perhaps a sip of tea.
But I like hair, anyone's hair,
which I'll yank 'til you shout, "Eeeeee!"
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| I will yank out and eat your hair at the same time! |
You think bathrooms should be a private place?
Noooo siree!
I like nothing better than to crawl right up
and reach in while you go pee.
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| Helping himself to a snack |
You'd think that the changing table
would be a happy place, but not for this baby.
But I'd rather roll off the side or scream bloody murder
than have a new diaper put on me.
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!
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| How can this sweet face cause so much trouble? |
