T-r-o-u-b-l-e

Hi there!
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

Trouble

When brother slept through the night at seven months,
mom celebrated victory!
But now?  Waking up at 4:45
is just fine and dandy for me!
My name is Baby P
but you can call me
t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

Peanut butter face

Mom thinks pilates and yoga are fun,
yup, she finds them fine and dandy.
But all I see is a mommy jungle gym,
where my climbing skills come in quite handy!
My name is Baby P

but you can call me

t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

Why aren't you picking me up?!

You might like gum in your mouth 

or perhaps a sip of tea.

But I like hair, anyone's hair, 

which I'll yank 'til you shout, "Eeeeee!"

My name is Baby P

but you can call me

t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

I will yank out and eat your hair at the same time!

You think bathrooms should be a private place?  

Noooo siree!

I like nothing better than to crawl right up 

and reach in while you go pee.

My name is Baby P

but you can call me

t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

Helping himself to a snack

You'd think that the changing table 

would be a happy place, but not for this baby.

But I'd rather roll off the side or scream bloody murder

than have a new diaper put on me.

My name is Baby P

but you can call me

t-r-o-u-b-l-e!

How can this sweet face cause so much trouble?